In his most recent social media post about living as a pub landlord, Jeremy Clarkson has revealed that some of his customers have questionable toilet habits.
Jeremy Clarkson is never one to hold back when it comes to getting something off his chest. So it’s no wonder he recently took to his social media account to reveal the unhygienic habits of some of the customers at his pub, The Farmer’s Dog.
It has been just over a year since Jeremy, 65, took over the pub as landlord alongside running a farm and being the main attraction of his Amazon Prime TV show titled Clarkson’s Farm.
He took to social media to express his frustration, saying, “People go to the toilet, sit on it, and somehow miss the bowl, and I cannot understand how they’re doing it” (forgive me for this).
And frustratingly, the TV host will most likely never discover the culprit because installing CCTV cameras in toilets is against the law.
He continued, “And you’re apparently prohibited from installing CCTV in the cubicles so we’ll never know.” Simply put, how did you get it all up and down the walls? There are many things that irritate me.
However, he is particularly proud that all of the food produced in his restaurant comes from British farmers.
The former Top Gear host is best known for his occasionally harsh opinions, which do seem to have waned as the years go on.
In fact, he argued that those who don’t have food allergies should be allowed to patronize his bar in one of his columns for The Sun. A customer who is gluten-free complained to the servers at Jeremy’s pub about making them sick after receiving the incorrect beer.
The TV personality backed up this claim, writing, “Food intolerance enthusiasts will claim after they leave that you poisoned them and that you must now give them 50, 000 pounds.” I’m considering seriously outlawing those who have food intolerances. They are just so annoying, even though I am aware that it would be commercial suicide.
After seeing an increase in Chinese tourists, Jeremy’s farm appears to be a hit worldwide. However, when he explained to one visitor why they were interested in his TV show and farm, he was shocked and humiliated by the response.
Why are they watching, he wrote in his Sunday Times column. One of the visitors to the farm shop asked me the following question. His response was incredible. We can’t believe how incompetent you are, so we’re in trouble.
He continued, “Over there, they are bombarded with stories of successful people doing things well, so it makes a nice change to watch a fat man screw everything up.”
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Source: Mirror
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