Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser has spilled all the jokes she wasn’t allowed to make during the live broadcast ceremony on Sunday night, after hosting the show for the second time
Golden Globes host and comedian Nikki Glaser has revealed all the jokes that were cut from her speeches during the live broadcast ceremony on Sunday.
The comedian, 41, hosted the glittering ceremony for the second year in a row and managed to get some scathing digs in – from Epstein’s client list to 51 year old Leonardo DiCaprio’s reputation for dating women under 25. While it seems she didn’t hold back, Nikki revealed on The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday that some of her even harsher puns didn’t make the cut.
Host Howard, 72, told Nikki on his show, “Here’s some jokes you wanted to say – you still call it your Stern file?” Nikki was then seen holding her phone up and pointing at it as she said: “Stern.” Howard was chuckled by the name before Nikki then revealed the harsh gags that didn’t make the live show.
She began by revealing a joke about Sydney Sweeney, in which Nikki said: “So tonight is a night of celebration but we can’t ignore that it’s a weird time in Hollywood – people just aren’t going to the theatres to see things. If you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.” Nikki was referring to the biopic Christy, which Sydney starred in – and made just $1.3 million in the theatres in November, which made it one of the worst openings in history.
She also took aim at AI actress Tilly Norwood, reading off a sexual assault joke she made about the bot taking aim at Hollywood, which was created by Dutch company Patricle6. The joke read: “Everyone is concerned about AI, Tilly Norwood is the first star to be completely generated by AI and, somehow, has still been sexually assaulted by three different studio execs.”
She then read out several jibes aimed at Sean Penn as she began: “Sean Penn is nominated tonight – I’m assuming for best neck veins.” Another added: “Sean Penn is here looking like the defiant last tree standing in a rainforest.” And in a third gag Nikki said: “Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio are all here tonight – for the category least eyes…” she then interrupted the joke to explain: “This is another take on Leo he always looks like he’s squinting.” She continued with the joke: “Leo why are you always squinting? I mean I assume it’s to read your girlfriend’s ID just making sure the year starts with a two.” The gag saw Howard and his co-host Robin Quivers let out a giggle.
Meanwhile, she also canned jokes about Chase Infiniti and her unique name. “Chase Infiniti is her real name,” she recited. “And this is true, if you apply now you can earn 5% cash back on all travel booked through her through the end of the year,” before adding: “So, get on that. It’s a great deal.” In a gag at both Chase and Sean Penn she said: “Chase Infiniti Pain is actually her real name. Chase Infiniti Pain. Which is also how Sean Penn gets an erection; He chases infinity pain.”
Meanwhile, another cut joke took aim at Timothee Chalamet and his sex life. Nikki said: “Amy Poehler is here for her podcast, Good Hang, which is what Timothee Chalamet says after sex.” Nikki also had another binned joke aimed at yet another Hollywood legend: Julia Roberts. The joke read: “Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I don’t know what it’s about but I’m assuming the hunt was to find someone who’s seen it.”
Nikki also had jokes for the Wicked: For Good stars, including a joke for Jonathan Bailey and Jeff Goldblum. Revealing the scrapped pun, she said: “Jonathan Bailey is the first openly gay man to be named the sexiest man alive by People magazine. At first I was like, ‘Do we really need to say openly?’ And then I looked at the list of past winners and I was like, ‘Oh yeah, we do’.” While in another she said: “Jeff Goldblum is here tonight. Not because he’s nominated, just because they were shooting an ad for Apartments.com down the street and he just kind of wandered in.”
Source: Mirror
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