Sven-Goran Eriksson’s father visits his statue daily in Sweden ahead of death anniversary

EXCLUSIVE: Sven Snr will visit a statue of his son Sven-Göran Eriksson, the former England football manager, every day ahead of the anniversary of his death on Tuesday

Sven-Göran’s dad is opening up on life after his death

In the tiny Swedish town of Torsby sits a bronze statue of a giant of England football. One frequent visitor to the bench where the figure of Sven-Göran Eriksson rests is his beloved 96-year-old father, Sven Snr.

In life, Sven-Göran chatted to his dad every day on the phone. Now Sven Snr, using a walker, paces a few hundred metres to a place nicknamed Svennis Torg to sit with the statue and reminisce.

Tuesday will be especially hard for Sven Snr as it is the first anniversary of the former England boss’s death from pancreatic cancer, aged 76. In the past 12 months, Sven’s family have been trying to cope with the huge gap he has left behind, none more so than his dad.

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Sven-Göran chatted to his dad every day on the phone

The frail former bus conductor, who suffered the nightmare of burying his own son, said: “It’s been almost a year and I feel it every day. I’ll never forget him”. I even dream about him at night. It’s very difficult for me but there is nothing I can do about it. “

Sven, who took England to two World Cups and a Euros, considered his dad a mentor and hugely influential. He said he instilled the values of hard work, integrity and respect in him.

His father says:” What do I miss most? Everything. We used to talk every day on the phone. “

Torsby, where Sven grew up and lived his final years, chose to honour” their son “by enlisting Swedish sculptor Hanna Beling to create a statue of him.

She travelled from Stockholm in the final months of his life to discuss her plans and take measurements of his nose and his ears.

Sven loved the idea of a memorial and even donated a suit and shoes which could be cast in the model. Now, just like he was during football matches, he is sitting on a bench with his hand in the air as if he is signalling to a player.

Sven’s mother Ulla died in 2011 and his partner Yaniseth Alcides has returned to her native Panama. But Sven Snr is not alone, as his grown-up grandchildren Lina and Johan still visit.

And his son’s friend from childhood, Bengt Berg, a poet and writer, checks in on him. Naturally, their chats often end with stories about Sven. Bengt worked with him on his best-selling biography, En Underbar Resa, which was published shortly after his death.

It has now been translated into English, called A Beautiful Game. The book did avoid the controversies that followed Sven. Most notably, his love of women and his high-profile romance with Italian lawyer Nancy Dell’Olio, and flings with TV star Ulrika Jonsson and FA secretary Faria Alam.

Today, when asked about how he felt seeing his son’s love life splattered all over the media, Sven Snr just laughs. He says:” Yes, he liked women but he was a grown man, so I didn’t stick my nose into his business. “

Bengt jokes:” Svennis not only loved football but also women. However, he wasn’t actually particularly interested in women’s football. “

Both had trouble pinning down their happiest memory of Sven, who managed teams all over the world. Sven Snr says: “Ulla and I visited him in Portugal, Italy and England. There are many memories, including from childhood.”

Bengt says:” One of my fondest memories was a steamboat trip on the Lake Fryken – the lake he would live by in the last years of his life. We got together with some childhood friends and it was an indescribably beautiful Scandinavian summer evening. “

 The former England boss passed away from pancreatic cancer, aged 76
The former England boss passed away from pancreatic cancer, aged 76

Since Sven’s funeral, attended by the likes of former England captain David Beckham and ex-England manager Roy Hodgson, the Erikssons have had to cope with some unwelcome surprises. They found he died £8million in debt and the 13-room family mansion was put up for sale for £1.8m – but the price had to be lowered because there was no interest.

His partner and two children tried to raise funds by auctioning some of Sven’s ­treasured possessions, such as trophies and even suits.

But despite the dramas, they are still grieving over the fact that pancreatic cancer robbed them of a partner and a father. His dad says:” He wanted to do so much and then the damn disease came and put an end to it all. “

Bengt says:” Until the illness took hold, Svennis still wanted to view each new day as an opportunity and he had the ability to see the beauty in life. “

On Tuesday, many who knew and loved him will light a candle in his memory in church or their homes. Bengt says:” Just over a year ago we were celebrating midsummer at Svennis ‘ house.

He adds: “It feels both a long time ago but also like it was yesterday”.

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Katie Price ‘envious’ of Emily Andre’s close relationship with Princess, insider claims

An insider recently claimed Katie Price ‘ must be so envious ‘ of doctor Emily Andre having ‘ such a close relationship ‘ with her teenage daughter Princess

Katie Price ‘envious’ of Emily MacDonagh’s ‘close’ relationship with Princess(Image: Getty Images for The Cambridge Union)

Katie Price has been in the middle of a feud with her ex-husbands Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with the star recently asking Peter to sit down with her to smooth things out. Katie and Peter haven’t spoken since their divorce following the breakdown of their marriage in 2009.

Hours after Katie asked for peace talks, Peter angrily shared his side of the story: “For 16 years, I have stayed silent in the face of repeated lies from my ex-wife and her family, out of respect for my children and loved ones, but staying silent has been incredibly frustrating. That ends today.

” The latest comments about my children’s welfare and living arrangements compel me to set the record straight. For well-documented reasons, and for their safety, Junior and Princess came into my care in 2018. “

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Emily Andre, Princess Andre, Junior Andre and Peter Andre
Emily and Princess have a close relationship

He added:” In 2019, the family courts issued a legally binding order to enforce this arrangement. I have never made this public before, out of respect for my children. “

Not long after, Alex claimed he was” spearheading a campaign to expose the truth “as he leaked footage of Katie waving a wad of cash while bankrupt.

One part of the clip saw Katie brand Peter’s second wife, Doctor Emily, and their two children “irrelevant”. Katie and Emily had a strained relationship over the years, with the former glamour model previously branding Emily a ‘disgusting person’.

In 2022, she shared a NHS magazine cover featuring Emily and said in a quickly deleted post: “My mouth has been shut for so long but I’ve had enough of people selling stories on me and particularly this so called woman @dr_emily_official.

“Always said I don’t want to be famous yet doesn’t do too bad to stay away from media and TV and now trying to make a career out of it. So cringe she has used my children to make money in photo shoots yet covers her own children’s faces up”!.

Katie, who was writing one year on from her drug-drive crash, then accused the doctor of “being jealous” of the relationship she has with her eldest daughter. “She claims to be a doctor who clearly doesn’t have a clue about mental health.

Katie Price and Princess Andre
Katie ‘must be envious’ of their relationship, a source claimed(Image: Getty Images)

” Oh and stopped my daughter from visiting me at The Priory when she wanted to see her mum. She is so jealous of my relationship I have with Princess and puts me down. Emily you are not and never will be my kids ‘ parent so mind your own business, your so two faced and definitely not the person you portray to the public. I think your a disgusting person so stop trying to interfere in my life. “

Meanwhile, Katie recently claimed she wasn’t allowed to be part of Princess’s new docuseries, while Emily is seen in multiple scenes giving advice to the teen. Katie also said she was not invited to Princess’ 18th birthday – which was filmed for her new reality show.

And now, an insider claimed Katie” must be so envious “of the doctor having” such a close relationship “with Princess.

” Emily has always kept a dignified silence, and that is never going to change, “they added to MailOnline”. Her main priority is Pete and the children. She will always put them first. It’s awful what has happened over the last week or so. It should have been a time that the entire family celebrated Princess, the whole situation is devastating. “

The Mirror have reached out to Emily and Katie’s reps for comment.

In the video shared by Alex, Katie asked her daughter whether Pete frequently asks about her two bankruptcies, despite her having huge amounts of cash on her. Katie is sitting in front of a Christmas tree with Princess in the clip, which is believed to have been filmed in late 2020. Peter was even said to be ‘ shocked and disgusted ‘ by the comments.

A source recently hit out, saying that Katie had hit a “new low” by targeting Emily and the children. Speaking to The Sun, they said: “Of course, the focus has been on the fact Katie is counting cash while claiming to be bankrupt, but Pete has been left horrified by what she said about his family in front of Princess.

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“She would only have been about 13 then, and her mum was talking like that about her own brother and sisters. It’s disgusting. Emily is stunned that anyone could speak about children like that. It’s a new low”.

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Katie Price ‘envious’ of Emily Andre’s close relationship with Princess, insider claims

An insider recently claimed Katie Price ‘ must be so envious ‘ of doctor Emily Andre having ‘ such a close relationship ‘ with her teenage daughter Princess

Katie Price ‘envious’ of Emily MacDonagh’s ‘close’ relationship with Princess(Image: Getty Images for The Cambridge Union)

Katie Price has been in the middle of a feud with her ex-husbands Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with the star recently asking Peter to sit down with her to smooth things out. Katie and Peter haven’t spoken since their divorce following the breakdown of their marriage in 2009.

Hours after Katie asked for peace talks, Peter angrily shared his side of the story: “For 16 years, I have stayed silent in the face of repeated lies from my ex-wife and her family, out of respect for my children and loved ones, but staying silent has been incredibly frustrating. That ends today.

” The latest comments about my children’s welfare and living arrangements compel me to set the record straight. For well-documented reasons, and for their safety, Junior and Princess came into my care in 2018. “

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Emily Andre, Princess Andre, Junior Andre and Peter Andre
Emily and Princess have a close relationship

He added:” In 2019, the family courts issued a legally binding order to enforce this arrangement. I have never made this public before, out of respect for my children. “

Not long after, Alex claimed he was” spearheading a campaign to expose the truth “as he leaked footage of Katie waving a wad of cash while bankrupt.

One part of the clip saw Katie brand Peter’s second wife, Doctor Emily, and their two children “irrelevant”. Katie and Emily had a strained relationship over the years, with the former glamour model previously branding Emily a ‘disgusting person’.

In 2022, she shared a NHS magazine cover featuring Emily and said in a quickly deleted post: “My mouth has been shut for so long but I’ve had enough of people selling stories on me and particularly this so called woman @dr_emily_official.

“Always said I don’t want to be famous yet doesn’t do too bad to stay away from media and TV and now trying to make a career out of it. So cringe she has used my children to make money in photo shoots yet covers her own children’s faces up”!.

Katie, who was writing one year on from her drug-drive crash, then accused the doctor of “being jealous” of the relationship she has with her eldest daughter. “She claims to be a doctor who clearly doesn’t have a clue about mental health.

Katie Price and Princess Andre
Katie ‘must be envious’ of their relationship, a source claimed(Image: Getty Images)

” Oh and stopped my daughter from visiting me at The Priory when she wanted to see her mum. She is so jealous of my relationship I have with Princess and puts me down. Emily you are not and never will be my kids ‘ parent so mind your own business, your so two faced and definitely not the person you portray to the public. I think your a disgusting person so stop trying to interfere in my life. “

Meanwhile, Katie recently claimed she wasn’t allowed to be part of Princess’s new docuseries, while Emily is seen in multiple scenes giving advice to the teen. Katie also said she was not invited to Princess’ 18th birthday – which was filmed for her new reality show.

And now, an insider claimed Katie” must be so envious “of the doctor having” such a close relationship “with Princess.

” Emily has always kept a dignified silence, and that is never going to change, “they added to MailOnline”. Her main priority is Pete and the children. She will always put them first. It’s awful what has happened over the last week or so. It should have been a time that the entire family celebrated Princess, the whole situation is devastating. “

The Mirror have reached out to Emily and Katie’s reps for comment.

In the video shared by Alex, Katie asked her daughter whether Pete frequently asks about her two bankruptcies, despite her having huge amounts of cash on her. Katie is sitting in front of a Christmas tree with Princess in the clip, which is believed to have been filmed in late 2020. Peter was even said to be ‘ shocked and disgusted ‘ by the comments.

A source recently hit out, saying that Katie had hit a “new low” by targeting Emily and the children. Speaking to The Sun, they said: “Of course, the focus has been on the fact Katie is counting cash while claiming to be bankrupt, but Pete has been left horrified by what she said about his family in front of Princess.

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“She would only have been about 13 then, and her mum was talking like that about her own brother and sisters. It’s disgusting. Emily is stunned that anyone could speak about children like that. It’s a new low”.

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Married At First Sight star rushed to A&E leaving Notting Hill Carnival plans in ruins

Married At First Sight star Charlene Douglas had grand plans for her bank holiday weekend – but instead she found herself being wheeled into hospital after suffering a health emergency

Charlene Douglas has been rushed to hospital(Image: Charlene Douglas/Instagram)

Married At First Sight star Charlene Douglas had been rushed to hospital – ruining her bank holiday weekend plans. The sex therapist took to social media to share details of her health scare.

Charlene, 43 – who has featured on E4’s chaotic dating show since 2021 – had planned to spend her weekend at the Notting Hill Carnival in West London. But plans were derailed and she found herself being taken to A&E instead.

Taking to Instagram on Saturday, the dating expert gave details of her ordeal – sharing a photograph of her arm attached to a drip while in hospital. In an accompanying caption, she explained that she was suffering from a low level of iron.

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Mafs star Charlene Douglas rushed to hospital
The E4 star shared a photo of herself hooked up to an IV line(Image: charlenedouglasofficial/instagram)

She wrote: “When you had plans to represent your island vc at Notting Hill carnival and ‘wuk your waistline’ this weekend, but your body had other plans.” She added hashtags, writing: “#anaemia #irondeficiency #gutted #slowdown #nottinghillcarnival #nhs #hospital.”

Charlene also shared a short video clip of herself being pushed down a hospital corridor on a wheelchair. She wrote alongside the footage: “Life! … Hair looks good though!”

And paying tribute to those that treated her, she added: “Thank you @nhsengland.” Fans and followers were quick to offer support to the E4 star – and to offer her commiserations for having her fun plans spoiled.

One wrote: “Sending strength and a full recovery.” Another typed: “Hope you feel better soon hun.” And another wrote: “Sending healing prayers @charlenedouglasofficial xx.”

As well as offering couples support on MAFS, Charlene has also appeared on E4’s The Sex Clinic. She has been working as a relationship coach and sex expert for more than a decade – and preaches about the importance of intimacy in making a romance work and last.

Mafs star Charlene Douglas rushed to hospital
She also shared footage of herself in a wheelchair(Image: charlenedouglasofficial/instagram)

Her website declared: “Intimacy is a key part of a healthy life. Every hug, kiss, or touch triggers an emotional connection and strengthens relationships”. She is also not afraid to call out inappropriate behaviour on the romantic field.

Last year, she won praise from fans when she took to social media to blast “inappropriate” messages from married men.

In a bold move on her Instagram story, Charlene declared at the time: “Dear MARRIED MEN! Respectively please STOP messaging me under the disguise of ‘I’m interested in what you do! ‘I don’t need daily morning ‘hellos’ – Please greet your wives instead! #inappropriatebehaviour #respectyourpartnerplease #notthatkindaqueen”.

While Charlene has helped other couples find lasting love, it is believed she is not married herself – and she does work hard to keep her romantic life out of the spotlight.

Speaking to the Express last year, the E4 star said: “I think sex education has definitely got much better at school. In my day, I remember the girls and boys were separated.

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“I found out about childbirth, which put me off for life. And it’s the secret that you weren’t really supposed to tell the boys about.”

The Last Dinner Party boycott Victorious Festival in solidarity with The Mary Wallopers

The Last Dinner Party have pulled out of Victorious Festival in solidarity with The Mary Wallopers after the latter’s set was cut short due to them displaying a Palestinian flag

The Last Dinner Party have pulled out of Victorious Festival hours before their set after The Mary Wallopers’ set was cut short due to their pro-Palestine message. On August 22, Irish band The Mary Wallopers’ set was stopped only a few moments into their first song after there a dispute over their displaying the Palestinian flag on stage.

In a statement, they wrote: “Yesterday, a famine was declared in Gaza, where at least 65 people were killed by Israeli attacks, all the while Israel pushed ahead with plans to split the West Bank in two. These are the important facts about yesterday. We are uploading this video so everybody can see @victoriousfestival cut our gig short for having a Palestinian flag on stage.

“The festival have released a misleading statement to the press claiming they cut our sound because of a discriminatory chant and not the band’s call to Free Palestine. Our video clearly shows a Victorious crew member coming on stage, interfering with our show, removing the flag from the stage and then the sound being cut following a chant of “Free Palestine”. The same crew member is later heard in the video saying “you aren’t playing until the flag is removed”.

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The Mary Wallopers set was cut short after they displayed a Palestinian flag(Image: WireImage)

“We completely reject Victorious’ portrayal of today’s events and request that they retract their statement immediately. We know this is getting some attention and we don’t want another distraction which takes attention away from the genocide that is happening in Palestine. FREE PALESTINE.”

Their post was in response to the festival’s initial statement, which the band called “misleading”. The festival wrote that it was the “artist’s decision to stop the song”, claiming the sound was only cut “after the band used a chant which is widely understood to have a discriminatory context.” The festival also claimed the band had warning of their no-flags policy.

In a newer post, Victorious said they ‘didn’t handle the explanation of our policies sensitively or far enough in advance to allow a sensible conclusion to be reached’ before they apologised to everyone concerned.

They added: “We accept that, although mics remained live for longer, sound for The Mary Wallopers’ audience was cut as described in the band’s video, and that comments after that were not audible to the public. We are sorry that this situation has come about and will be making a substantial donation to humanitarian relief efforts for the Palestinian people.”

The Last Dinner Party have pulled out of the festival in solidarity
The Last Dinner Party have pulled out of the festival in solidarity(Image: Getty Images)

In solidarity with The Mary Wallopers, The Last Dinner Party announced they were ‘boycotting’ the festival as they pulled out of their performance. They hit out at the festival’s “political censorship” as they added: “As Gazans are deliberately plunged into catastrophic famine after two years of escalating violence, it is urgent and obvious that artists use their platform to draw attention to the cause.

“To see an attempt to direct attention away from the genocide in order to maintain an apolitical image is immensely disappointing.”

The Brit Award-winning band said they’ve used their concerts to urge their fans to donate “even a drink’s worth of money to Medical Aid for Palestinians, and today we urge you more than ever to do the same.”

In response to The Last Dinner Party pulling out, the festival said they ‘regret not being able to reach a positive conclusion with them’, adding they ‘respect their decision and their ongoing support for Palestinian humanitarian causes’. They also shared a donation link to Medical Aid for Palestinians.

Meanwhile, Getdown Services said that considered pulling out of the festival, but have decided to play and donate their entire fee to War Child, before deeming the festival “spineless, pathetic idiots.”

Another band, Cliffords, also pulled out of the festival as they shared a statement on social media. Along with a picture of them holding up a Palestinian flag, they wrote: “Following the ongoing genocide and in light of the recent declaration of famine, we refuse to play if we are to be censored for showing our support to the people of Palestine. We were not made aware of a “no flag” policy when we agreed to play Victorious, and while we understand their predicament, we have no intention of playing if this is how artists are treated for speaking out against genocide.”

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The Academic have also withdrawn from Victorious, writing on social media: “We’ve taken the decision to pull out of Victorious Festival. We can’t in good conscience stand up and play at a festival that silences free speech and the right to express your views. We stand in solidarity with the other Irish acts here this weekend. FREE PALESTINE.”

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Strictly star Vicky Pattison ‘repulses’ fans after controversial act with her dog

Former Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison has shocked her fans by getting too close to one of her dogs – leading some to brand the reality star ‘disgusting” for her actions

Vicky Pattison disgusted her fans by allowing her dog to lick inside her mouth(Image: butternutbox/vickypattison/instagram)

Vicky Pattison has repulsed some of her fans by allowing her dog to lick her lips and face. The reality star provoked a backlash while promoting a dog food brand on social media.

The 37-year-old former Geordie Shore star featured in a short video clip for a brand called Butternut Box. Sitting on a platform, Vicky was chatting to a spokesperson for the brand while joined by her black Labrador.

The TV star and former I’m A Celeb winner is the proud owner of two dogs, named Max and Milo, who she adopted with her husband, Ercan Ramadan. But fans felt Vicky went too far when she allowed her pet to lick inside her mouth.

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Vicky Pattison disgusted her fans by allowing her dog to lick inside her mouth
The reality star claimed her pooch loves it(Image: butternutbox/vickypattison/instagram)

While chatting to her co-star in the video clip, Vicky opened her mouth wide while her dog enthusiastically licked around and inside her chops. Called out immediately, Vicky was told she was “gammy” – and she sheepishly agreed, saying: “I know. I’m so sorry. The thing is, I do it too… it makes them happy.”

Fans were not happy, however, with many accusing the star of going too far. One repulsed followers reacted to the post, writing: “I love my dogs like my kids but nooooooo I couldn’t.”

And another typed: “This is so disgusting. Then you kiss your partner and kids after that, spreading bacteria.” TV fans will soon see Vicky in a new light – as a contestant on the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing this winter.

She is among the 15 stars taking part in the glitzy reality contest – with actress Alex Kingston and TV presenter Ross King among others taking part.

Speaking to 2023 contestant Angela Scanlon, Vicky said in an episode of the podcast Get A Grip that she is not concerned for the alleged Strictly curse – signing up to the show a year after getting married to The Only Way Is Essex star Ercan.

Vicky Pattison disgusted her fans by allowing her dog to lick inside her mouth
Vicky has been married to Towie star Ercan Ramadan for one year(Image: SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images)

She said: “No, so obviously I’m newly married, and the press are just, like, wild, aren’t they? I feel like the whole, like, chemistry between couples can easily be, like, misrepresented.”

She added: “For that side of things, I would absolutely really love a gay partner, just because I don’t want any of the rumours. But, like, you can’t go around requesting things like that.”

Vicky has proudly discussed her marriage to Ercan, sharing photos from their big day after they tied-the-knot in Marylebone Town Hall in London. She took to Instagram, saying: “I have honestly never felt happiness like it – the most special day of our lives.”

Vicky’s involvement in Strictly 2025 comes after she suffered a trapped nerve after taking part in a charity trek in Iceland. And earlier this week, a source shared concerns that this could come back to end the MTV star’s Strictly dreams.

The source told The Mirror: “She was desperately worried that this wasn’t only not going to go away but that it could get worse.”

They add: “Vicky isn’t a complainer, so when she says something feels bad, she means it. But she’s also a really tough person and has already shown that she can cope with pretty much anything – one thing she’s not, is a quitter. She needs to make sure she looks after herself though, that will be the most important thing.”

They went on to say, “Strictly has been the number one show on her wish list for years, especially after she went to watch her bestie Pete [Wicks] on it last year. This would be her time to shine and she knows that second chances don’t come around often.”

Vicky previously told her fans on Instagram all about her agonising condition. She explained: “It happens mostly in the winter when I’m cold and all hunched over and tight. “It obviously happened in the trek last week. And I’m just feeling it now because my body has relaxed for the first time in a week. But I can barely bloody move.”

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