Michael Palin terrified as he’s held at gunpoint by armed cops

Michael Palin was filming his new Channel 5 travelogue in Venezuela when he was detained by armed guards and held for hours before being let go for a hilarious reason

Michael Palin In Venezuela airs on Tuesday, 16th September at 9pm on 5

When he was held at gunpoint by armed guards in Venezuela, Michael Palin used an unlikely trump card to get out of jail – an old Monty Python clip. The comedy legend, 82, was filming a new three-part Channel 5 travelogue in the totalitarian country when he was stopped by gun-toting officers from SEBIN, the country’s sinister intelligence service. But once he’d shown them a video of his famous fish slapping skit, they decided to release him.

Michael recalled: “Things got quite heavy. It wasn’t just the fact that they stopped us from filming, it was the force with which we were stopped. It started with a couple of policemen, then a couple of the National Guard, and then along came men with rifles, bulletproof vests and helmets.

“It was the kind of thing you’d expect to encounter if an embassy was being bombed, it was quite alarming.”

Michael Palin slaps John Cleese with a fish in their iconic Monty Python sketch
Michael Palin and John Cleese in Monty Python’s fish slapping dance

READ MORE: Freddie Flintoff branded ‘brilliant’ by fans as he returns to TV with new BBC seriesREAD MORE: How Prince Harry’s arrival in the UK triggered a string of avoidances from the Firm

In the end, Michael and his team were released and he credits his Monty Python Fish Slapping Dance with securing his freedom. He said: “The outcome was rather bizarre, because while we were waiting to hear our fate from the headquarters in Caracas, the guards had found my name on Google.

“Eventually they got on to Monty Python clips and they watched the fish slapping dance, which is always a good thing to show people. Nearly everyone in the world, from North Korea to Venezuela, cracks up when they see that. Once we’d shown them the fish slapping dance, I felt we were OK, and by the end of the day they finally released us. But I did feel we could well be watched from thereon in, given the detention we endured at gunpoint.”

As well as being held at gunpoint, Michael and his team had their bags searched and the contents photographed before their passports were taken and they were detained for several hours.

Michael Palin stands behind a waterfall in Venezuela
Michael Palin stands behind a waterfall in Venezuela

Michael – who copes with stress abroad by eating British crackers – added: “I understood why they were taking pictures of the equipment, but who wants a photo of my old underpants. But they faithfully did this and it took hours. We were very tired and we hadn’t had anything to eat, so by mid-afternoon they agreed that they would let us go to a restaurant, provided the guards were there with their rifles.”

Guns weren’t his only trial – he also found himself eating worms and ants bottoms on the trip. He said: “We were near the Angel Falls with a family and the meal they gave us consisted of worms that live in palm trees, which they grill.

“They also gave us ants’ bottoms, which I think is quite wonderful – I didn’t really know ants had bottoms, but of course they do! These are quite big ants after all. So I ate ants’ bottoms for the first and probably last time in my life, I don’t think you can get them at Sainsbury’s.”

Michael relaxes in a deck chair with a drink
Michael isn’t ready to retire despite being 82

The worms might not sound great, but Michael enjoyed them. He added: “Overall, I’m very positive in my attitude towards trying foods and there are very few things that have a really nasty taste. They may look odd – like when I ate spiders in Mexico – but you’ve just got to get over that initial disgust at eating something that would be swept into the bin at home, and you’ll often find it’s quite nice.”

Despite the rigours of his trip, Michael, who has also filmed in Iraq and North Korea, has no plans to stop his dangerous missions – or to retire. He said: “I’ve got no plans to retire at all.”

Michael Palin In Venezuela airs on Tuesday, 16th September at 9pm on 5

Article continues below

Today’s horoscope for September 9 as Gemini should expect a surprise from a friend

Today’s horoscope for September 9 sees one star sign could improve their future prospects, while another is told to to venture out to discover the world

Find out what’s written in the stars with our astrologer Russell Grant(Image: Daily Record/GettyImages)

It’s Tuesday, September 9th, and one star sign’s friend will surprise them by suggesting something unusual.

There are 12 zodiac signs – Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces – and the horoscopes for each can give you the lowdown on what your future holds, be it in work, your love life, your friends and family or more.

These daily forecasts have been compiled by astrologer Russell Grant, who has been reading star signs for over 50 years. From Aries through to Pisces, here’s what today could bring for your horoscope – and what you can do to be prepared.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

In the workplace you will shine. Whatever you decide to take on you will make an impressive job of it. You might even catch others off guard when they did not realise you were so talented. You might start thinking about buying a new laptop or some other technical gadget.

Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)

You will prefer to work alone if you have the choice. Solitary activities will mean you don’t have to show an interest in whatever other people are doing. Not only this but it means you can work on your own objectives and there is something special you are hoping to achieve.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

A friend will surprise you by suggesting something unusual. This may mean a quick change of plans but you will be interested in their proposal. Some news received around midday will delight you. Are you single? Someone you recently met wants to see you again.

Cancer (June 22 – July 23)

Conversations with your boss or an authority figure will reveal something interesting that has been kept from you up until now. The reason someone has been secretive doesn’t matter. What’s important is that you will be given a chance to accept a new assignment that will improve your future prospects.

Leo (July 24 – Aug 23)

You would love to just escape from your usual routines and familiar places. You need to get away and experience something different. Invite a friend to take a short trip with you. Head for museums, castles or galleries or a nearby exhibition you keep promising yourself you will visit.

Virgo (Aug 24 – Sept 23)

Your help is required behind the scenes. Since this is where you feel most comfortable, you will not mind this in the least. A close friend could do with some practical support. Take them out to dinner and give them a chance to discuss their problems in detail.

Libra (Sept 24 – Oct 23)

You’re in tune with your inner-self and that’s why your creativity is flowing. You’re also feeling playful and full of exciting ideas. Whether it’s travel plans or something involving children, hospitality or entertainment, you are feeling inspired. People want to hear your thoughts.

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

Don’t be surprised if your usual routines are disrupted in some way. Small appliances will break down. You could find yourself low on coffee or tea when you could do with a caffeine boost. Be prepared for changes in your day and allow yourself some extra time to adapt to minor surprises.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Travel plans will feel uncertain. Even if you thought everything had been arranged, be prepared for potential changes or cancellations. At the same time, conversations with senior colleagues and media professionals may be quite intense. Take your time. You don’t have to make decisions there and then.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

Now is a good time for you to venture out to discover the world around you. Find new places in your own locality that you haven’t yet visited. Make room for new interests and activities and you will find that opportunities will come your way when you keep an open mind.

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Money matters are on your mind. How can you make the most of your savings? While it is advisable not to waste cash on unnecessary items, you might want to invest in things that will benefit you in the long-run. Think about enrolling on an online course, attending workshops or pursuing further qualifications.

Article continues below

Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

A meeting with a group of colleagues will be of considerable importance. Agreements made may even trigger a sense of competition. An invitation to participate in a group event needs your serious consideration. Your contribution could help make a difference.

READ MORE: Louise Thompson’s rainbow egg cups are a ‘gorgeous and practical’ addition to your kitchen

Husband of Coldplay kiss cam’s Kristin Cabot shares update after couple file for divorce

Footage emerged on social media of Andrew Byron and Kristin Cabot getting cosy at one of Coldplay’s gigs in the US on their Music of the Spheres tour – and a scandal followed

Two people were seen reacting to being on a ‘kiss cam’ at a Coldplay concert in the US recently(Image: instaagraace/Tiktok)

The husband of a woman caught on Coldplay’s kiss cam getting cosy with her boss has insisted he and his wife were “privately and amicably separated” before the gig.

Andrew Cabot, 61, and his wife Kristin last week confirmed they have filed for divorce several weeks after Kristin was snapped by the kiss cam with her boss at one of the band’s concerts. The footage emerged on social media and, amid the following scandal, Andy quit from this role as CEO of tech firm Astronomer and Kirstin resigned as his Head of HR.

But speaking following confirmation of the divorce, Andrew, an entrepreneur from Massachusetts, said he and Kirstin “were privately and amicably separated several weeks before the Coldplay concert”. A spokesperson speaking to the media on his behalf today added: “Their decision to divorce was already underway prior to that evening. Now that the divorce filing is public, Andrew hopes this provides respectful closure to speculation and allows his family the privacy they’ve always valued.”

READ MORE: Inside Coldplay kiss cam couple’s ‘affair’ and their marriages nowREAD MORE: Coldplay couple twist as ‘cheater’ just took out £1.2m mortgage with her husband

Kristin Cabot.
Kristin Cabot, who made headlines following a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert in July, has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband(Image: Linkedin)

Kirstin’s moment on the kiss cam caught attention across the globe. Even Coldplay frontman Chris Martin joked the pair were either “having an affair or just very shy.” Soon after the awkward moment, both employees were put on leave. Andy later resigned from the company after “failing to meet company standards”.

Despite the clarity around the divorce, Andrew’s spokesperson also told People today: “No further public comment will be made.” It is the first time Andrew has spoken out publically – albeit with a spokesperson – about the scandal, and the state of his and Kirstin’s relationship.

Andrew, who is a CEO of a distillery in Ipswich, Massachusetts, has no children with Kirstin, but two kids from a previous marriage. His family, Andrew says, has “always valued” privacy, something threatened somewhat amid the scandal.

Andy Byron.
She’s said to have been spotted cosied up to with her then-boss Andy Bryon at the concert(Image: Linkedin)
Article continues below

Both Kirstin and her manager reacted awkwardly when the kiss cam turned on them at the gig. Kirstin quickly turned her back and he ducked out of sight. It spawned countless memes and mockery and put a national spotlight, for a few days, on the former colleagues. Many online purported to dig up and share personal details about both of their families.

The controversy was also the subject of much discussion about the nature of privacy in a digital age and what behaviour should and shouldn’t subject someone to public scrutiny.

Inside Holly Willoughby’s ‘smashing marriage’ with Dan Baldwin amid exciting house move

Holly Willoughbymarried TV exec Daniel “Dan” Baldwin in Amberley, West Sussex in 2007 and the couple, who have three children together, have recently moved house

Holly Willoughby has been married to Dan Baldwin for 18 years(Image: Getty Images Europe)

TV power couple Holly Willoughby and husband Dan Baldwin have moved into “an amazing” mansion, it is reported.

Holly, 44, recently bought the “an insanely beautiful forever home” with her 50-year-old partner whose media company, it is said, struck a deal with America’s National Football League (NFL), Channel 5 (which now wants to be known as 5) and US media giant Paramount to bring live coverage of American football to UK viewers.

As the consortium has even bagged the rights to broadcast the Super Bowl in this country, it is thought Dan and Holly have been eager to explore opportunities to relocate. It is understood they’ve now snapped up a six-bedroom mansion, said to be worth millions of pounds.

A source who knows the couple, who married in 2007, said: “Together, Dan and Holly make a smashing pairing. They have the whole industry covered between them.”

READ MORE: This Morning’s Cat Deeley shares family news live on ITV show after marriage splitREAD MORE: Vanessa Feltz has last laugh after quitting This Morning amid brutal ITV cuts

The TV power couple have recently moved home
The TV power couple have recently moved home(Image: @hollywilloughby/Instagram)

The Super Bowl is the most-watched annual sporting event in America and the second most popular around the world after the FIFA World Cup – with nearly 200million people worldwide tuning in each year.

And so television sources suggest the deal could be worth “well over £2million” for Baldwin and his consortium. The new American football show, which started last week, is presented by one of Dan’s best friends, Dermot O’Leary, 52, along with former NFL player Osi Umenyiora, 43, and hockey player-turned-sports-presenter Sam Quek, 36.

Presenters: Dermot O'Leary, Sam Quek & Osi Umenyiora can't wait to get started with new NFL show
Presenters: Dermot O’Leary, Sam Quek & Osi Umenyiora can’t wait to get started with new NFL show

An industry insider told Mail Online: “It is the deal of the year. Dan pulled it off. It’s lovely, actually, as it means the pressure is off Holly to wait for the right job to come up… She has been to hell and back in the past two years. It has been awful for her.”

Article continues below

They referred to Holly’s ordeal at the hands of former security guard Gavin Plumb, who planned to kidnap and murder the star. He was jailed for life in July last year for the sinister plot, which a court was told was “life-changing for the victim.. both in private and personal terms”.

This came after Holly’s This Morning career ended abruptly in 2023 after a distressing fallout with her best friend Phillip Schofield over his brother Timothy’s sex offences trial. These episodes “knocked the wind out of Holly,” a source told Mail Online.

Olivia Attwood turns heads in lavish reunion with ITV stars amid brutal cuts

ITV celebrated its 70th anniversary at London’s Guildhall with stars including Cat Deeley, Olivia Attwood, Susanna Reid, and Ben Shepherd walking the red carpet

Olivia Attwood turns heads in lavish reunion with ITV stars amid brutal cuts(Image: PA)

London’s historic Guildhall was the backdrop for a star-studded celebration on Monday night as ITV marked 70 years of broadcasting. Presenters, actors, and television personalities gathered to celebrate the channel’s rich history, with highlights including This Morning hosts Cat Deeley and Olivia Attwood.

Cat Deeley, 48, who recently announced her split from husband Patrick Kielty, made a striking appearance in a long-sleeved bright orange mini-dress that showcased her long legs. The mum-of-two smiled broadly for photographers and posed alongside her co-presenter Ben Shephard, who looked dapper in a tailored navy suit.

Speaking to press at the event, Cat reflected on the milestone: “It’s amazing to celebrate so many years of ITV. I’ve been lucky to be part of its journey and it’s wonderful to see so many faces from across the network together tonight.”

READ MORE: Olivia Attwood calls out ‘dishonest’ celebs after backlash over cosy Pete Wicks snapsREAD MORE: Daisy May Cooper shows off dramatic 10st weight loss and says even she can’t believe it

Olivia Attwood, 34, who recently joined the This Morning presenting team, also caught the cameras’ attention. The former Love Island star opted for a chic white oversized blazer over a busty crop top, paired with wide-leg, high-waisted trousers.

Known for her striking Ibiza photos with Pete Wicks, Olivia’s appearance was polished yet relaxed, and she was all smiles as she mingled with colleagues and fellow stars.

Olivia opted for a chic white oversized blazer over a busty crop top, paired with wide-leg, high-waisted trousers
Olivia opted for a chic white oversized blazer over a busty crop top, paired with wide-leg, high-waisted trousers(Image: PA)
Cat Deeley looked gorgeous in red
Cat Deeley looked gorgeous in red(Image: PA)

The evening, hosted by comedian Joel Dommett, returned to the same Guildhall where ITV first broadcast in 1955, honouring seven decades of television moments spanning drama, current affairs, soaps, and daytime shows.

Stars from across ITV’s programming attended, including Good Morning Britain anchor Susanna Reid, who wore a classic black evening gown with a thigh-high slit, and co-host Charlotte Hawkins, who opted for a sheer embroidered blue dress.

The celebration also coincides with recent changes to ITV’s daytime schedule.

In a cost-saving move, programmes including Lorraine and Loose Women will now air seasonally, with Lorraine reduced to just 30 minutes per day. Both shows, alongside This Morning, will also vacate their Television Centre studios in West London, signalling a new era for the broadcaster.

Laura Tobin, Ed Balls, Susanna Reid, Kate Garraway and Charlotte Hawkins attend the ITV 70th celebration event at the Guildhall in London
Laura Tobin, Ed Balls, Susanna Reid, Kate Garraway and Charlotte Hawkins attend the ITV 70th celebration event at the Guildhall in London(Image: PA)

While ITV marked it’s 70th anniversary tonight with a big party hosted by Joel Dommett – however The Mirror has reported that employees were displeased with the celebration going ahead amid the brutal staff cuts.

A source told The Mirror that daytime employees have been vocal about their disapproval of anniversary events going ahead in light of the recent staff cuts.

Earlier this year, ITV announced that 220 production staff out of 440 working on daytime programmes will lose their jobs.

As a result, Lorraine Kelly’s ITV show will be cut from an hour to 30 minutes, airing for just 30 weeks a year, while cuts will also be made to Loose Women.

Olivia often stars on Loose Women
Olivia often stars on Loose Women(Image: Getty Images)
Susanna Reid looked chic in all black
Susanna Reid looked chic in all black(Image: Getty Images)

From next year, Good Morning Britain will be worked on by a dedicated team at ITV News, while teams on Loose Women, Lorraine and This Morning will merge to save costs.

A source told The Mirror: “Daytime staff aren’t impressed that ITV is going ahead with a lavish 70th anniversary party while many are facing redundancy.”

They added that with staff set to lose their jobs, many find it insulting that ITV has invested in a new entertainment show hosted by Gary Lineker, titled The Box.

“ITV did say that they would be using the money saved from the cuts to produce shows in other areas, but daytime staff can’t help but feel slighted – especially after seeing headlines which claim that ITV boss Kevin Lygo is willing to pay a lot to lure Michael McIntyre over from the BBC.”

Article continues below

ITV declined to comment when approached by The Mirror.

Sheila Hancock admits she’s ‘overwhelmed’ with loneliness after ‘gaping loss’ of famous husband

Dame Sheila Hancock’s husband, John Thaw, died in 2002, but the ex EastEnders actress finds a sense of comfort in still ‘talking out loud’ to him

Sheila Hancock has opened up about feeling lonely(Image: Andy Commins / Daily Mirror)

Dame Sheila Hancock has revealed that she still chats to her late husband John Thaw, who died in 2002 at the age of 60. Inspector Morse star John, who passed away after he was diagnosed with oesophageal cancer, was married to The Rag Trade star Sheila for 28 years before his death.

In a recent admission, Dame Sheila discussed her loneliness and how it affects her. Her friends and family members have been a ‘great comfort’ for her but they ‘eventually go home’, leaving her on her own. “I am left with the gaping loss of the person who has left forever, with whom I could be totally honest and myself, warts and all,” she said.

“Who is there now to wipe my tears and make me laugh?”

READ MORE: Vicky Pattison admits stealing toilet rolls as skint student before Geordie Shore fameREAD MORE: Susan Sarandon explains why she’s ‘terrified’ of next role with iconic British star

John Thaw and Sheila Hancock
John Thaw died in 2002(Image: Getty Images)

Writing in Prospect magazine, Dame Sheila added: “I still talk out loud to my long-departed husband, especially when I watch the news on Channel 4, but our imagined rant about politicians and human idiocy has grown fainter over the years.”

Her loneliness was ‘terribly difficult’ for her to handle, revealing how she can sometimes wake up feeling ‘overwhelmed by depression at the thought of a solitary day ahead.’

She continued: “The easiest thing is to turn over and stay in bed, but an effort must be made when one least feels like it, to get up and be active, or one descends even deeper into the Slough of Despond.”

The Laurence Olivier award winner thought about getting a cat but changed her mind after worrying about whether it would ‘outlive’ her.

Sheila Hancock and John Thaw
She still ‘talks out loud’ to him (Image: Mirrorpix)

Earlier this year, The Sixth Commandment star appeared on Katherine Ryan’s What’s My Age Again? podcast and discussed ageing.

“Strangely enough, reaching 90 was extraordinary because right up until then, I honestly had never thought I was old. I really hadn’t,” she said.

“I did a film where I climbed a mountain when I was 85 and I didn’t think anything of it. I went to the gym and did a bit of extra work, but I’ve never thought of it.”

Although she doesn’t feel old, she noticed how other people started treating her differently because of it.

“When I was 90, everybody started saying, ‘do you still drive? Let me help you up.’ They suddenly start treating you as old and you find you’re acting old if you’re not careful,” Dame Sheila explained.

“It’s quite useful because it means that you can, for instance if you’re bored or if I have had enough of this interview, I can actually say, ‘well, I’m very bored with this, I’m leaving,’ and everybody will say, ‘oh, poor old thing. She’s gone a bit senile’. It’s a wonderful excuse for bad behaviour.”

Article continues below

Follow Mirror Celebs on TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Threads.

READ MORE: Cheapest place to buy Amazon kid’s tablet that’s perfect for interactive learningREAD MORE: ‘Excellent’ smartwatch with ‘long-lasting’ battery on sale in Amazon offer